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20 April 2008 @ 11:26 am
iTunes meme: Heechul  
The meme:
1. Pick a character, pairing, or fandom you like.
2. Turn on your music player and put it on random/shuffle.
3. Write a drabble related to each song that plays. You only have the time frame of the song to finish the drabble; you start when the song starts, and stop when it's over. No lingering afterwards!
4. Do ten of these, then post them.


Fandom: Super Junior
Pairing: various Heechul pairings
Rating: G - R? NC-17? I fail at ratings. Mentions of sexual situations but nothing overly explicit.
Warnings: Crack, semi-angst, vindictive-bitch!Heechul, wannabe smut?
Disclaimer: Don’t own. Purely fiction.
A/N: In some way, I’m sure this is all itsfantastic’s fault. JKJK. ILU.

1. Panic at the Disco - The Piano Knows Something I Don’t Know
“Do you have to go?” Heechul asks, knowing full well what the answer will be. Geng is going to China for (Siwon’s) God knows how long. Again.
“I’ll be back. You know that.”
“I won’t cut my beard or change my hair until you come back.” Geng hopes he’s joking, but deep down inside he knows


2. Miyavi - Are You Ready to Love?
The beat is loud, almost earsplitting, as they wind around each other in a sweaty twist of limbs and uncertainty. They’ve danced before, but never like this. Never with each other like this. Another shot of some unnamed liquor and Heechul gets the nerve to say what’s been on his mind all night.

“I love you both.”


3. Razor Ramon HG - Young Man
“Whoever suggested that we sing “YMCA” is on some serious crack. At least they let us pick our own costumes, though. I can only imagine what embarrassment might result from skimpy vinyl hotpants and other such nonsense,” Heechul complained, to nobody in particular.

“Oh shut up, hyung. At least it would give you an excuse to crotch-thrust at Hankyung.”

“YAH. KANGIN. YOU WANNA DIE?! As if I need an excuse for that…”


4. SADS - Porno Star
“I thought you liked this stuff, Hyukkie. Why are you so uncomfortable?”
Heechul had approached him with a dvd, claiming he needed to share it with someone. Eunhyuk was the logical choice, he had reasoned, what with his famed porn obsession and all.

The pair on the screen is contorted into a position that the younger man didn’t even think humanly possible and it’s making him a little too hot under the collar to be in such close proximity to Heechul. He makes a mental note that he really needs to get laid. Soon.

“So. What do you think?” Heechul asks, suddenly much closer than he was a minute ago.

Eunhyuk catches a glimpse of the couple‘s faces half a second before the scene fades to black. “Who. Wha-YOU?!” is all he manages to choke out before Heechul


5. zilch - SOLD SOME ATTITUDE
Heechul was never one to hold back his opinion. When he wasn’t happy about something, everyone knew about it. So nobody really blinked an eye when he tore through the apartment like a hippo in a China shop, throwing as many dishes as accusations.

“You know. If you would pull your head out of your ass for two seconds, you’d maybe see there’s nothing to be so angry about,” someone (maybe Kangin? Heechul’s not sure) suddenly screamed.

Shindong was the only one able to put a stop to his rampage with a forceful kiss, which earned him a slap in the face. Of course two seconds later


6. Avenue Q - My Girlfriend Who Lives in Canada
“I have a girlfriend,” he suddenly proclaims over Beijing fried rice. Geng nearly chokes to death, though he’s not quite sure why. “I wish you could meet her, but she doesn’t live around here.”

“Sure, hyung, you really expect us to fall for that again?” Kibum accuses with that ever-present shit eating smile of his.

“WHY DOES NOBODY EVER BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I’M NOT GAY?!”


7. Kiyoharu - VENUS
It really was quite disturbing to see Heechul twirling around the dorm. What was even more disturbing, however, was the bright pink razor he held in his hand as he did so.

Everyone decided it was Sungmin’s job to do the questioning. “Just make an excuse about liking whatever that pink thing is,” Shindong had not so helpfully suggested.

The only answer Sungmin got was Heechul cryptically screaming at the top of his lungs, “I’M YOUR VENUS! I’M YOUR FIRE! YOUR DESIRE!”

It was then that they decided never to ask, when it involved Heechul.


8. FAKE? - DEVIL GOT MY SOUL
Siwon is nearly oblivious to the raging thunderstorm outside his window. How could he pay attention to that, when Heechul is filling his entire being with something that must surely taste of fire and brimstone?

“You can’t hide behind your God forever. Just admit that you want this and it’ll be out of your hands.” Heechul’s words hadn’t surprised him nearly as much as his own willingness to comply. Despite all his internal voices telling him not to stray from his path of righteousness, he can’t help but think--as Heechul thrusts into him once, twice, three more times--that he’d gladly sell his soul to the devil if it meant he could always feel this good.


9. Alanis Morissette - You Oughta Know
When Kangin announces he’s getting married, everyone is genuinely happy for him. Everyone, of course, except the one who matters most.

So Kangin is not surprised when he finds himself cornered near the bathroom after dinner by a very angry Heechul.

“Were you ever planning on telling her about me? Of course not, why would I be so silly? I’m just a meaningless fuck to tide you over until the girlfriend decides she’s gonna put out, right?!”

“No of course not,” Kangin lies.

“Well I hope you’re happy. But when you realize she’ll never be able to give you what I did, don’t come running back to me. It’s not my problem anymore.”


10. ELLEGARDEN - Bored Of Everything
Same shit, different day.
Being a celebrity is really rather boring if you think about it, Heechul muses.

He somehow manages to get a semi-vacation, thanks to an unfortunate face-meets-bathroom-floor type accident. But in some sick, twisted way, he couldn’t be more grateful for his broken face. It promises at least a weekend of non-stop “pull the trigger, kill the zombies.” Even if there’s nobody here to play with besides his cat (who, by the way, lacks the necessary thumbs with which to hold the controller).

Two weeks later he’s

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Current Mood: embarrassed
Current Music: Prince - Purple Rain
 
 
 
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レイチェル: Heechul writes fanfic.rae_chi on April 20th, 2008 04:15 pm (UTC)
more like FICTUS SOMEWHATOKIGUESS...US ♥♥♥
He'll look even more like a mountain man if he sticks with it, lol. Maybe we should send him some flannel shirts or something.

abrupt endings are my friend XD
xxivysaurus on April 20th, 2008 05:48 pm (UTC)
:D
i didn't think i'd see another one ever for the rest of my life, but fortunately not (:
and i'm glad it's this one.
レイチェル: sungmin x sooyoung :Drae_chi on April 20th, 2008 07:45 pm (UTC)
so it wasn't a complete failure? lol

:D! Thank you ♥
xxivysaurus on April 21st, 2008 12:56 am (UTC)
it wasn't!
ryou_no_baka: Heebummieryou_no_baka on April 21st, 2008 09:53 am (UTC)
Heechul-center XD I love this...
The first one... amazing *lol* Somehow I couldn't help but think, "oh yeah... that could be the answer for his strange style"
The "Porno Star" thingy is interesting and I'd love to read more of it, in a complete fic *hehe*
レイチェル: the chulstache beckons yourae_chi on April 21st, 2008 07:12 pm (UTC)
XD thank you~

The "Porno Star" thingy is interesting and I'd love to read more of it, in a complete fic
hmm...I'll have to consider that, lol.


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レイチェル: wah! too much secksings!rae_chi on April 25th, 2008 01:21 am (UTC)
BUT MANDAAAAAA. I'M TOO MUCH OF A FIVE YEAR OLD TO ACTUALLY WRITE THE PRON. YOU KNOW THIS. D:
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レイチェル: Heechul writes fanfic.rae_chi on April 25th, 2008 01:27 am (UTC)
BAH. I WILL SEE WHAT I CAN DO. NO PROMISES THO. D:
수연 ♪xaoiholic on April 21st, 2008 10:40 am (UTC)
"I’M YOUR VENUS! I’M YOUR PENIS FIRE! YOUR DESIRE!"

BECAUSE THAT COMMERCIAL IS HEECHUL-ISH LIKE THAT.




レイチェル: oranges!rae_chi on April 21st, 2008 07:13 pm (UTC)
IT REALLY IS LOL